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birdtouch:

*misplaces one finger on keyboard* *windows 8 opens up start menu, does a search, opens up microsoft word, automatically types “fuck you” 37 times, notifies the nsa, notifies obama, shuts off and self destructs*

collegehumor:

Go to CollegeHumor.com for daily original videos and articles, created and curated by the CollegeHumor staff. 

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

collegehumor:

Comic artist and illustrator Denis Medri reimagined Star Wars as an awesome 1980’s high school. These are definitely the cool droids you were looking for. 

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So, I was getting my eyebrows plucked and my daughter asked to nurse.  I tried telling her “in a second” but I somehow ended up saying “Salma Hayek” instead.  I don’t even know how I managed to do that.  I wasn’t even thinking about her, but I think Salma Hayek is a wizard or something.

I’ve found my true Tumblr calling!

And it’s secret and awesome and I’m hoping it makes people smile.

*cackles*

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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vinterrrskog:

Blood elf
~ears are made of latex.
~hair all miiiine, but it’s even longer.
~goatee mine.
~no contacts, my eyes are gold with bit of green.
~coat mine.

vinterrrskog:

Blood elf

~ears are made of latex.

~hair all miiiine, but it’s even longer.

~goatee mine.

~no contacts, my eyes are gold with bit of green.

~coat mine.