My Little Nigger Specs

remember that time M.I.A performed at the Grammys pregnant on her due date

selfproclaimedotaku:

Michael

you know what Michael

YOU KNOW WHAT

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT

I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU

MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-

FUCK.

oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…

Michael

you know what Michael

YOU KNOW WHAT

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT

I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU

MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-

FUCK.

oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…

sociallyunacceptableart2:

so apparently this artist has a whole series of wolfified nazis.

someone hold me

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

(Source: patbby)

heavvymetalqueen:

tikaka:

ackanime:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.

Neighborhood love.

greetings from the ballsack

ponin-e:

#WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU POTTER

(Source: riddlemetom)

sfrfaceplant:

I like bread

I think bread likes you too.

iwantajaneaustenlife:

kaelaprincess:

holy shiz shes never goin down

I’m probably going to cry when the queen dies and I’m american

(Source: pleatedjeans)

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

tastefullyoffensive:

‘What have I done?!’

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