*misplaces one finger on keyboard* *windows 8 opens up start menu, does a search, opens up microsoft word, automatically types “fuck you” 37 times, notifies the nsa, notifies obama, shuts off and self destructs*
So, I was getting my eyebrows plucked and my daughter asked to nurse. I tried telling her “in a second” but I somehow ended up saying “Salma Hayek” instead. I don’t even know how I managed to do that. I wasn’t even thinking about her, but I think Salma Hayek is a wizard or something.
And it’s secret and awesome and I’m hoping it makes people smile.